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Hum jahan khade hote hai line wahi se shuru hoti hai.

Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon … dabake

Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

 

Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai … ungli mat kar … jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

Mere bare me itna mat sochna ….. dil me aata hu samjh me nhi….

Rishte mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah.

Ek Machar Aadmi Ko Hijda Bana Deta Hai.

• Aap toh purush hi nahi, mahapurush hai.
• Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di … uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi suntan
• Main maut ko takiya, aur kafan ko chaadar banakar audhta hoon … Jai Hind
• Main request nahi karta … ek hi baar bolta hoon … aur full and final ho jaata hai
• “Pushpa I hate tears”
• ” Arey o baabu Moshoy hum to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us upar wale ke haathon main hai “
• Prem naam hai mera, Prem Chopra
• Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar … aaja mere yaar!
• Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na … uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai
• Hum tum mein itne ched karenge … ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le … aur paadein kahan se
• Ye police station hai tumhare baap ka ghar nahi
• Bhai aj mere paas gaadi hai bangla hai, tumhare pas kya hai?.
• Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi … tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi