Latest Pati Patni ki Nok Jhok Chutkule Jokes in Hindi
Biwi(Gusse Main):- Tumhare Dimagh Mein To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):- To Phr Itni Der Se Khaa Kyon Rahi Ho….??
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Husband wife mein ladai hui,Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:-Raat ko phone pay,”Khaney mein kya hai”
Wife:–Zeher.
Husb:–Main der se aunga, tum kha kar so jana
Wife:–Zeher.
Husb:–Main der se aunga, tum kha kar so jana
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin kar sakta.,
Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin kar sakta.,
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Wife:- Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete.,
Husband:- Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain …,
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Wife:- Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Husband:– Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?”
Husband: Main Ne To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!
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Husband:– Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?”
Husband: Main Ne To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!